Monday 14 August 2017

15th of August - run for cover

15th August.  Don't ever visit Greece around this time unless you're 18, love heatwaves, a constant cacophony (literally means 'bad voice' in greek), multitudes and masses.

Don't get dare get ill or have an argument with your neighbour.  All doctors and lawyers are on holiday till the end of the month.  On the other hand supermarkets, souvenir shops , bars and cafes are on 24 hour duty, raking in, they hope, enough money in two or three weeks to get them through the winter.

But wait, tax inspectors are on duty.  Who would have thought it.  Every shop, business on this island, over this lucrative money making period, has to issue receipts for every little purchase from a bottle of water to a sunbed.  Hip hip hooray. Someone up high has finally figured out that the way for the govt to make money is to make everyone issue receipts for every purchase and thus get taxed on precise income ..... to make sure that no-no is 'evading'. Fat hope of that, but, maybe. Shhhh, mustn't put the evil eye on this new campaign ftoo ftoo ftoo. I spit on all tax inspectors. Get out there and do your job so our pension doesn't get cut again in January.

15th August is the biggest holiday of the year when every Greek that can, goes on his summer holiday.  Back to their roots, to their island, village, family home.  And any rich Greek that can (and there are still a lot of those that can) loads up his big black Jeep, squashes the nanny in along side the kids, and takes off for a week at one of Poros's luxury hotels.  Or orders the captain of his floating palace to fuel up and takes the mistress and a few of her model friends to the island of Myconos for a few nights of wild living.

It's actually a religious holiday.  15th August marks the 'falling asleep' or dormition of the Virgin Mary and any village or island with a monastery or church dedicated to the Virgin Mary  prepares for an inundation of worshippers, worshippers who will dance and sing, eat and drink after lighting candles, kissing icons and attending church services to show their respect and adoration.



The Holy icon from each church is paraded through the streets so the worshippers can receive her blessing.  The Holy icon on the island of Tinos is miraculous and people will crawl to the church and have the icon passed over them hoping for a miracle. When K was in the Navy he was part of the honour guard many times in best dress uniform, marching miles, sword on high, in the scorching summer sun


One year we found a last minute room by the sea and disappeared for two days until the turmoil was over.  We were up bright and early to attend the service at a monastery close-by our hotel and take part in the fiesta afterwards.

 My feet hurt because we had to stand outside the church for over an hour. The courtyard outside was packed with the faithful, lining up to light a candle at big sand filled containers near the church door, or to kiss the icon of the Virgin Mary, also outside in the courtyard so lines of people could pass in an orderly fashion.

 The queue for the one loo was miles long and there were no tables at the café next door so no coffee.  By 11am it was hot and I was crabby.  So we went back and changed into beach clothes and went to the beach.  It was  even hotter.  And the beach was crowded.

Every 15 August since then we've bunkered down, got in provisions and waited out the storm.  This year I want to run again.  Not to the sea but to the mountains.  The latest heatwave is still making us sweat and suffer.  Last night we went for a quiet beer.  No such thing.  We found a place to park the bikes, we even found a table and the beer was cold. 

The waterfront was an endless parade of people, families, teenagers, children, dogs.  There was no view of the sea.  A tight packed line of yachts along the quay blotted that out.  And we didn't see any falling stars either.  Pout pout. 



There is a meteor shower which
takes place every year around this time and is visible in the northern hemisphere.
We didn't observe any shooting stars although there were supposed to be 40 stars falling a minute in the persoid meteor shower.  It continues on tonight so we'll take another peek although I've looked for these for years, since the girls were young and never seen a thing.  

Image result for perseid meteor shower

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Probably we'll just stay close to home again this year, swim early before the crowds, pick up a couple of bottles of ouzo  on the 15th and visit our relatives that have name days.   These family celebrations certainly will not be quiet but at least it will be the usual dancing and singing and enjoyment that we know so well. The beer will be cold, the toilets clean and I can go home whenever I've had enough.

Xronia Polla





21 comments:

  1. Isn't it sacrilege for you to talk thus of the Greek tax system as it was?

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    1. I can remember writing years ago about the game everyone played with the tax inspectors. How we all cheated on tax returns. It was a national sport.

      We don't play games anymore! We cheated ourselves and our children's future. What a bloody rude awakening.

      Still got a long way to go before it's all sorted. The white collar class, doctors and lawyers still have to be sorted out. They live a privilege lifestyle because we let them.
      Taking a long time for us to wake up

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  2. We we visited Greece we were there for the 15th August omg. It was so hard finding a spot on the ferry to go to the island. Thank goodness my uncle had connections!
    Xronia polla. Try to stay hydrated and keep to the shade xxx

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    1. Staying hydrated is easy enough. There is a nice breeze today too.
      2 weeks to go and everyone will be wishing each other a 'kalo himona'. Yeh

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  3. The game is still being played!.In Athens in Nov lovely family hotel said pay us X amount in cash when you leave no reciept, did. Paid less than quoted.
    Tavernas give receipts in Greek, make n sense to tourists, one I had I could translate was water ,wine bread, services, said amount tendered 25 euros in huge writing, in tiny writing 6 euros. Our bill was 25 euros we had also mousaka and salad!.

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    1. Lots of people still give you the choice, receipt and cheaper price or pay up and be legal. Sometimes you just want the cash discount. Going to take a long time yet but we can see changes

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    2. At least you are in Europe!. Hard hard times are starting in UK. Everything is going up 20 to 30 pence on a weekly basis. We are an island with soon to be no pals!. Bread up more than 50 percent in a year!.likewise butter, fruit , not so much veg as we grow too much.
      Milk and cheese, eggs cheap compared to Greece.

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    3. Hope you don't go to the depths that Greece has done! Start stockpiling!!

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    4. Oh well at least I have a cunning plan!. Grandfather was Irish so appears I,m entitled to an EU passport!.Being processed as we speak , may take a year!.

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    5. Not much I,d stockpile, filter coffee gone up 50p.
      Ok I,m bad cigs are now £10 a pack
      When I come to Greece in Nov may stockpile cigs!.
      Cigs n Greece 4 euros 10 for main brands.
      Yes I know!. Allowed as much as I can carry in EU after that 200. Even if I give up can sell them and make a profit!. My plan!.

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    6. 10 pound a pack?! Hell, I hope you're not a pack a day smoker. You'd be permanently broke!

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  4. I think if I moved to Greece I'd open a chip shop and make a killing.. The Greeks would love our pie, chips and mushy peas so much. The temperature. would be so hot we'd need some cold beer to sell on the side.

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    1. Chips would be a sell-out but don't know about the mushy peas. With garlic and lemon juice?

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    2. The Greeks love chips!. I,m odd that I hate them try getting mashed potatoe , nae chance , frozen chips are easy!. For the throngs of tourists!. Likewise at breakfast either yogurt n honey or fried egg, no option of soft boiled dippy egg!.

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    3. Not unless you make it yourself... Yoghurt and honey is always popular with the tourists. Won't find Greeks eating that for breakfast!

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    4. Bread circles with sesame seeds appear popular for breakfast, no idea what they are called. Guess after a big late meal, not much is needed in the morning!.

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    5. Sesame seed rolls, koulouri. Yes that's a typical breakfast. Love them with a cup of coffee

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  5. Le quinze Aout is a big holiday here too. It also usually heralds a big storm (we had a tiny one last night), and the weather changes.

    I didn't see any shooting stars either!

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    1. I thought the catholic countries of europe must be having a similar holiday.
      One year it poured with rain all afternoon and night and taverna owners were running around trying make shelters and save the night.
      Hot here still and no shooting stars

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  6. I hope you survived yesterday and arent too tired!

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    1. It wasn't too bad actually. We went for a swim in the morning and in the evening went out visiting but there was more talking than anything else. Managed to keep away from the crowds

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